One cat just leads to another."[Letter from Finca Vigia, Cuba, to his first wife, Elizabeth Hadley Richardson (1943).]

If you can love cats, you can love human beings, because you have to be able to love them without getting them at all.

It is common knowledge that 87% of the problems of the world are caused by cats. No cats, no problems."Hank the Cowdog

I don’t understand people who don’t touch their pets. Their cat or dog is called a pet for a reason.


He was massive, a veritable Arnold Schwarzenegger of a cat, with a wide, handsome face and a proud, lionish expression.

Bolts of energy swirled in the air and streamed into Dave’s butt. Dave sneezed ... No. He farted through his nose.

A cat’s secrets run so deep that even the cat itself is often unaware. Their mysteries are as natural as whiskers.

I was so offended I wanted to light his face on fire. But I restrained myself, because he was wearing my cat on his head.

There were only four dissentients, the three dogs and the cat, who was afterwards discovered to have voted on both sides.

Majid gave me a brief dazzling golden stare and then half-lidded his eyes again. I know when my life is being threatened.

Kind old ladies assure us that cats are often the best judges of character. A cat will always go to a good man, they say[.]

A cat has absolute emotional honesty: human beings, for one reason or another, may hide their feelings, but a cat does not.

We need cats to need us. It unnerves us that they do not. However, if they do not need us, they nonetheless seem to love us.

My cat will love you more than me. He won’t love you more than he loves me, but he will love you more than I love you.

It's like they've forgotten everything important, isn't it? I mean, forgotten things like cats and dancing exist.