Now you people have names. That's because you don't know who you are. We know who we are, so we don't need names.

I Like this quote I dislike this quote“My house is run, essentially, by an adopted, fully clawed cat with a mean nature.

The human race can be roughly divided into two categories: ailurophiles and ailurophobes - cat lovers and the underprivileged.

Yearning for love made her feel like a cat that was always twining around ankles, meowing Pet me, pet me, look at me, love me.

i wish i had 15-20 cats that would serve as a blanket, like if i moved they would adjust to my new position, that would be good

Do I have cat hair on my face? I was trying to grow out my beard. Let’s make love like two meows trapped in a Ziploc bag.

Pa extended his paw as if to say, “I’m here, and I’m human.” What else could I do but say, “Meow.

In the absence of a cat, I’d consider cuddling with a synthetic fur coat. Especially if your dead grandma was wearing it.

Of all the things God created, from sunrises and rainbows, to black holes and humor, cats are the most fascinating to me.


Honestly I don't know why i have these parties""Because of your cat""That's true. Chairman Meow deserves my every effort

If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember.

The cat does not offer services. The cat offers itself. Of course he wants care and shelter. You don't buy love for nothing.

When he misbehaves, I’ll clap and then point at my cat, as if transmitting the sting of the slap towards him in punishment.

But there was a kitten on my pillow, and it was purring in my face and vibrating gently with every purr, and, very soon, I slept.

Be careful with this one" said Dina, bending down to greet the cat. "All cats are half jinn, but I think she's three quarters.