Teach yourself, read alot.

Keep learning, keep learning!

A book is a treasure of life.

Educate thyself through reading

Stop Dieting...Start Eating CUte

I love to teach children science.

I am kind of majoring in bull shitting.

Fucking is easy, dating is not. — Duke

College is fun as long as you don't die.

The way I figure it, everyone gets a miracle.

Rejection is an opportunity for your selection.

You have a college degree? You can barely talk.

Christ, seven years of college, down the drain.

A whale ship was my Yale College and my Harvard.

My Miracle, living through a Traumatic brain Injury