I am who I am and that's who I am

Your as slow as a fat kid on crutches

Housework can kill you if done right.

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

People are sheep. TV is the shepherd.

Life is a sexual transmission disease

Don't run I never liked fast food

A goal without a plan is just a wish.

When God made man she was practicing.

Cynics are simply thwarted romantics.

Try me, and you will start LOVING..!!

Dev-"Come in peace or leave in pieces

Who's possessing who now, Casper?

You just noticed? You're slow...

Normal is just a settng on your drye