Smile and make someone's day bette

is it a big ass firm or a big firm ass?

The human body is the best work of art.

An elite confederacy of nerds. My peeps

I hate patience. Slows everything down.

How is it possible to have a civil war?

Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin.

You look as scary as a buttered muffin.

Plans are invitation to disappointment.

I wish this country was run by children

Humility is the best dress you can wea

First things first; second things neve

He who laughs last laughs the laughiest.

America takes her writers too seriously.

Just relax and breathe through your ass.