When humor goes, there goes civilization.

Maddison de la Botella, licence to drill.

If water was beer I'd be a teetotale

Could we wear spandex and blow things up?

I think I am, therefore, I am... I think.

Damn it, woman, stop offering to kill me!

Le Nègre selon National Geographic

Familiarity breeds contempt and children.

In politics, stupidity is not a handicap.

Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you.

Can I have a look at Uranus too, Lavender?

What doesn't kill us makes us funnier.

Black holes are where God divided by zero.

Aren't maids the ultimate art critics?

Let's carpe the hell out of this diem.