A sense of humour is a sense of proportion.

A great nose may be an indexOf a great soul

Life is a road you must travel all the time

Being a grown up was rubbish, Dave decided.

Sometimes you just have to pee in the sink.

If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse.

Compromise is a stalling between two fools.

Everything stinks till it’s finished.

leave not a speck.that may cause a wreck...

Playing it safe will always end in disaste

Age is not important unless you re a cheese

You know your Lamborghini is on fire, right?

Gym should be illegal. It's humiliating.

The course of true love never die run smooth

There is one thing about baldness: it s neat