Y'all smoke to enjoy it. I smoke to die.

Death should take me while I am in the mood.

Dead. Never been that before. Not even once.

Be a fruit loop in a world full of cheerios!

What he needed was a metaphorical Bobbit jo

God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.

Yo Mama's like mustard, she spreads easy.

I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food

Progress just means bad things happen faster.

Don't be stupid, it's a flying house!

It is harder to crack prejudice than an atom.

A fashion is nothing but an induced epidemic.

i find nothing more depressing than optimism.

A homemade cupcake deserves a homemade icing.

He that would make a pun would pick a pocket.