i do not give a sh*t, the toilet miss me now

I'm not stubborn. My way is just better.

I totally carpe-d the snot out of this diem!

Men like fun much more than they like cleve

I’m an atheist and I thank God for it.

Delaying death is one of my favorite hobbies

Grandfather informs me that is not possible.

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.

No! Try not. Do, or do not. There is no try.

Meow” means “woof” in cat.

Think for youself but not because I said so!

Cheaters never prosper. (Because they suck.)

Her majesty is one verb short of a sentence.

Tarzan-like men are my weakness, apparently.

Welcome to Hell. Here's your accordion.