Never memorize something that you can look up.

No. Don't distract me with your sexy talk.

What's that?""That's my attack poodle.

My brain? That's my second favorite organ.

I had a polynomial once. My doctor removed it.

What have you got in there you little bastard?

I commend my soul to any god that can find it.

Yes, frosting. The final defense of the dying.

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret

Warning: Humor may be hazardous to your illness

Almost everything strange washes up near Miami.

That's it, cupcake. You're going down.

We're being lead by an idiot with a crayon.

Next time I want to do something nice, slap me.

You can knock on a deaf man's door forever.