Cause I'm Irish, and everyone remembers me.

As Samson demonstrated, going bald ruins lives.

Now what state do you live in?''Denial.

Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.

If I were you, I'd sue my face for slander.

Some people have lives; some people have music.

I still don't belong to anyone - I am mine.

A joke is an epigram on the death of a feeling.

I've had great success being a total idiot.

Hey. Sometimes life is a shit flavored Popsicle.

This book was written using 100% recycled words.

Oh, sheep. I've lost all my sobbing colours.

Mirrors should think longer before they reflect.

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.

If one has no sense of humor, one is in trouble.