Be respectful to your superiors, if you have any.

Please, I always use fresh sarcasm, never canned.

Being born in a stable does not make one a horse.

Fish and company start to smell after three days.

He’s more a shape in a drape than a hep cat

Fish and company start to smell after three days.

I have a terrible memory; I never forget a thing.

Written on her tombstone: "I told you I was sick.

Instead of committing suicide, people go to work.

I'm not a vegetarian! I'm a dessertarian!

Bachelors have consciences married men have wives

Tis an ill cook that cannot lick his own fingers.

Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.

Why do all your brilliant ideas involve felonies?

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?