Boys don't make passes at female smart asses.

Eat ten of your five a day and live twice as long

Humor is almost always anger with its make-up on.

Oh, I hate the cheap severity of abstract ethics!

Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.

When I was your age, television was called books.

Do your thing and don't care if they like it.

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.

When in doubt, ignore and be horribly unimpressed

My general approach is that you mustn t generalize

Artists exist to show us the world. So do windows.

Get me outa here. F*ckin' creepy cheerleaders.

A despairing arse will never produce a happy fart.

Every time I so much as blink you get an erection.