The beagles are partying under Geiger’s desk.

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.

A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

Some of the worst mistakes in my life were haircuts

History will be kind to me for I intend to write it

Life seems but a quick succession of busy nothings.

Draco Malfoy is a bad boy!" squeaked Dobby angrily.

I think she just asked if she could touch my mango.

Accentuaute the positives - medicate the negatives.

I wish I was a tree so I could reproduce asexually.

What do I wear in bed? Why, Chanel No. 5, of course

No Matter what you're, Matter is ; What you do.

Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.

Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no fibs.