Don't lose today by worrying about tomorrow!!!

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight

Writer’s block is only a failure of the ego.

Consider me your candy stripper... I mean striper.

I am free of all prejudice I hate everyone equally

You rush a miracle worker, you get lousy miracles!

When People in sales are at work, they are at war.

Any fool can make a ruleAnd any fool will mind it.

Where does a werewolf sleep? Anywhere he wants to.

There's some heinous fuckery goin' on mon.

I didn’t fire my gun. I gave it a promotion.

My shining dishonesty will be the salvation of me.

i won't be happy until i'm famous like God

She's so small, yet she contains so much evil.

I began to feel like a kept man and it felt great.