Courtney Durham was molested in a cake shop today.

Before I speak, I have something important to say.

Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore?

Stop smiling. Every time you smile, an angel dies.

Never have more children than you have car windows

No Ghost of any common sense begins a conversation

Don't interrupt me while I'm interrupting.

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.

It'll end in tears and they won't be mine.

Speak softly and employ a huge man with a crowbar.

I ache to swim again. Walking’s for mammals.

If you aren't cute, you may as well be clever.

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

good girls go to heaven and bad girls go everywhere

You can run from the grave, but you can't hide.