The lack of money is the root of all evil.

Carpe Scrotum. Seize life by the testicles

I love mankind - it s people I can t stand

A well-read woman is a dangerous creature.

Forget love - I d rather fall in chocolate

Noseless and Handless, the Lannister Boys.

All good writers are weird. Proudly weird.

Also, I hear chocolate works well for PMS.

The planet is fine. The people are fucked.

Nobody comes here anymore, its too crowded

The covers of this book are too far apart.

I'm the crazy girly captain, Remember?

I really should come with a warning label.

We have buried the putrid corpse of liberty

Don't look at me in that tone of voice.