Red sky at night, the city's alight.

FEAR stands for fuck everything and run.

Invisible things are the only realities.

Procrastinate now, don't put it off.

Puns are the highest form of literature.

Normal" is just a setting on your dryer.

Gay men are French women...with penises.

When someone close to you dies move seats

Twelve dead?” I said. “Jesus.

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

Hells yeah. You kidding? Gay men are hot.

Inflation is taxation without legislation

I never met a man that I didn't like.

Life is a sentence without any fullstops.