You curse a lot.''Fuck you - I hardly curse at all.

Room service? Send up a larger room."[A Night at the Opera]

Doctor doctor, what do you say, lets put the id back in yid

...slow and drunk is no match for fast and scared shitless.

I promised her the world, but instead I bought her a globe.

When a man learns to love, he must bear the risk of hatred.

Everything will turn out right, the world is built on that.

This ain't going to be no goddamn Sunday school picnic.

Democracy means the opportunity to be everyone's slave.

It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.

One thing I often get carried away with is piggyback rides.

The man who acts as his own lawyer has a fool for a client.