Carpe Rectum. Seize the hot ass the good Lord has provided.

I think part of being a parent is trying to kill your kids.

The only really happy folk are married women and single men

You know what they say, Two pairs a company, cheese a croud

You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.

This is the fast lane, folks...and some of us like it here.

It was a trap. It was so obviously a trap.Darquesse smiled.

Some have brains, and some haven't, ... and there it is.

He must have been delightful," she said, "when he was alive!

My uncle was crushed by a piano His funeral was very low-key

I don't need anything to get high. I'm high on life.

Happiness? That s nothing more than health and a poor memory

My parents are going to kill me!""That seems rather harsh...

You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

When the loneliest place on earth is in your mind, move out!