A married man is just a single man who couldn’t say no.

Men are more interesting in books than they are in real life.

No body told you to call your band Salacious Mold, my friend.

Fiction genres are stranger than fiction, as the saying goes.

You know how confusing the whole good-evil concept is for me.

Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid.

Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while

Every man is surrounded by a neighborhood of voluntary spies.

He can run faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo.

Boy, those French! They have a different word for everything.

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.

I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff.

WHAT did the man tell the ALIEN ?I AM A DOWN TO EARTH PERSON.

The Only place to love a man or fight a man is below the belt

When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.