If I gave you a pity position it wouldn't be in my office.

Time and Tide wait for no Man; what about woman ? How Sexist !

On this day, if it were me, I'd don a mask for all to see.

Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason

This is my knife. It is very sharp and very eager to hurt you.

To summarize the summary of the summary: people are a problem.

Master Bates sauntering along with his hands in his pockets...

...Life is much simpler if you don’t notice anything....

My two favorite colors of the rainbow are gold and leprechaun.

Who knew hitting my head and passing out would be so much fun?

No one believes a liar. Even when she's telling the truth.

Always stay one step a head, unless you’re already there

What the eye does not see, the stomach does not get upset ove

Elaine: Ugh, I hate people.Jerry: Yeah, they're the worst.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.