Dude, this is a stoner conversation and we're not even high

If the colour of life turns grey turn the palette the other way

Only a man with nothing to hide could make that kind of racket.

This don't look like no Sunday school church meeting to me.

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Someday we'll look back on this and it will all seem funny.

I want a Zero Tolerance policy on All The Patriarchal Bullshit.

Asian girls? Really? Could you be anymore stereotypically male?

I tried to think outside the box but couldn't open the lid.

I know all those words, but that sentence makes no sense to me.

That woman doesn't have the sense God gave a retarded flea.

Are you always a smartass?'Nope. Sometimes I'm asleep.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

Now to me, Edith looks like something that would eat her young.

Writing is dream we must know the correct words to fulfill it.