Only the great warriors fall down from their horses; one would not fall who rides a donkey cart.

Well," he said. "I hope to God I never make forty -- I wouldn't know what to do with myself.

If we take the president of GM, they'll make us pay to give him back." (said by a kidnapper)

Throughout life try to remember...to always keep your head up high and your middle finger higher!

What goes up must come down. Which is why we invented Viagra, to make it stay up a little longer.

Maybe you'll win when hell freezes over."He raised an eyebrow."That could be easily arranged.

If I had a nickel for all the times I've been shushed in my life? Bam! Instant millionaire!

He never did get right all the way again. And every once in a while he'd come down all bitey.

Hermione: You! You foul, loathsome, evil little cocroach!Ron: Hermione, no! He's no worth it.

Although life and I are not always in love with each other, we do remain on close speaking terms.

They'll get my Kindle when they pry it from my cold dead hands, if my corpse will release it.

You have exactly 10 seconds to change that look of disgusting pity, into one of enormous respect!

For the hackneyed art of lying without injury to anyone, Rushbrook, to his shame, was proficient.

Who’d have thought your screwball brother could have gone so serial-killer fucktwat insane?

I can't get her pregnant! I'm just thirteen. You have to be a man to get a girl pregnant.