When reality and your dreams collide, typically it’s just your alarm clock going off.

Un homme de cinquante ans ne tient pas longtemps rancune à une femme de vingt-trois.

Eggs," said Henry dreamily, looking at his plate. "I do love eggs. I could eat them all day.

I have a computer, a vibrator, and pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house? " - Tabitha

I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know.

Slap-stick comedy is really funny, unless you're the one getting slapped with the stick.

It says adult prison on the gates, not Hogwarts. Now, get in and say hi to your new housmate.

It was possible that he was making some progress in his mental health condition by seeing me.

What was to fear from a foe that could be defeated by a few potholes and the heat of the sun?

There shouldn't ever be a gas shortage in our world...when so many people are full of it!

The real problem with stories - if you keep them going long enough, they always end in death.

Children are nothing but a problem people create and then congratulate themselves on solving.

There is no need to masturbate your brain, just to ejaculate your thoughts all over the place

If you don't have any feelings for Will Darcy, why are you blushing and fixing your hair?

Writing is my passion, not my job. I need to write as much as I need to breathe, if not more.