Even though I dislike being kicked by others, I do enjoy the feeling of kicking others

I've admired a lot of people in my life time and some of them were actually alive.

Shock and desire have my nerves tingling like I've been struck by horny lightning.

This is Nimrod, because of whose vile plan the world no longer speaks a single tongue.

Sell your book like a can of beans & your readers will place the same value on it.

The Lord turned water into wine. All I'm suggesting is a trip to the grocery store.

Didn't know you could measure distance so well with nothing but you bloody eyeballs

From the bow of the canoe she asked, "Do you know a rain dance?""First I need a virgin.

You’re a terrible woman Nox, but by the stars I love you beyond words themselves,

Two kinds of people always lie about their ages: actresses and Latin American pitchers.

Ish #1 "It's not your mama's macaroni and cheese if you used spaghetti noodles.

This has always bothered me. If "Change" is the only constant how can we have absolutes?

There is, after all, no pleasure like that given by a woman who really wants to see you.

There are all kinds of psychological disorders in the West that don't exist in Asia.

I'm used to desperate, buddy. Desperate's my factory default. But thanks anyway.