I mingle with my peers or no one, and since I have no peers, I mingle with no one.

The jukebox played some hillbilly tune; steel guitar and emotion-choked moaning...

My libido was doing the humpy dance while dressed in Milkbone pasties and a thong.

That is my story. Believe what you will. I remember it all; I remember it still.

For God's sake put on your glasses, Sam. You're staring right at my boobs.

Pardon me Mam,I'm new in town, could you please show me the way to your house?

I'm a devil at a quick mistake, and when I make one it takes the form of Lead.

With sunglasses, a hat, and half a pack of Band-Aids, Roger could pass as a human.

Every so often an author comes along and changes the world. I am not that author!

jerk.smokes cigars.will die of lung cancer,hopefully soon.excellent physical shape.

I refuse to have a life partner who spends his days pretending to be on a BBC show.

In arguing, what people lack in intellect they usually make up for in name-calling.

Wisdom of the Ages: "Look out Below!" Air Asia's catchy new advertising slogan.

I guess the breakfast burritos are going to have some extra protein in the morning.

Ish #109 "If MapQuest says make a right, go straight. You'll get there quicker.