He then reaches a new low. Without warning, he is suddenly set upon by a bear.

Pissing out the window, and sh*tting out the window, are two different things!

If Yo Mama and Yo Daddy got a divorce, they'd still be brother and sister.

If it’s going to be two against one, make sure you aren’t the one.

Its decision to suck up an extra helping of toddler soup would cost it dearly.

Time flies when you're falling down"...(not from a book, it's a lyric)

My medication must be wearing off I'm starting to think my jokes are funny.

If I could out run the Angel of Death I'd probably die from lack of breath!

If you can't beat them and don't care to join them, Then " FU*K THEM".

And I remind you of your mother now? I have got to look into a manlier cologne.

What about the old standby of kicking a guy in the groin?" "Try to." Love to...

If you want to keep people happy, just keep the food and entertainment rolling.

Being here? With you? I've met my subconscious, and he's not that sick.

age is a state of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it don't matter.

I wouldn't miss this fake-homo show for all the Gucci Shoes on Rodeo Drive.