A brick could be used to make love better. Faster isn’t always better. Don’t you want to make love better?


Teamwork is me helping you build a brick wall that will come between us and forever divide us. Division through unity.


To fly is to swim in the air, and a brick could be used as an as example to highlight man’s failure to fishbird.


A brick could be used to simulate a war opponent. Especially if your nemesis is paraplegic and without transportation.


When I’m old and I brush my teeth and her dentures, I’ll smile because that is love—and that is disgusting.

A brick could be used to represent a memory. That way when you live in a brick house, you could be living in the past.


A brick could be crushed into powder, like cocaine, and snorted to stimulate the previous highs of the housing market.


A brick could be modified to be a cell phone, for construction workers who miss the easy to find cell phone size of the 1980s.

Your unborn children cry in your testicles. I can hear them when you masturbate. Your mother loves me more than she loves you.

I need a bone saw—for the meatloaf I made for you, which looks suspiciously like a brick. The gravy is a blanket.


It’s hard to wear a Speedo and pose with an erection. Still, I’ve got to try, every Saturday from 9 am to 8:59 pm.

Love happens to some people, sometimes. Other times other stuff happens to other people. I’m a person like those people.

A blanket could be used as a spy, because if you need to blend in and go under cover, what’s better than a banket?


A brick could be used to practice your telepathic levitation. If you can lift the brick, you’ll lift your spirits.


Once i watched you wake up, you had the same frown. "When one gets up, there is a moment when everything looks odd and strange.