You learn to smile even in you liver?''Even in my lire, Ketut. Big smile in my liver.

I swear, talking to you is like talking to a really good-looking and mildly stupid brick wall.

A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I've got a nickle in my pocket.

Innerst inne vill folk ha mulattbarn. Alla samma utblandade fadda plusminusnoll-människa.

Boredom is not black licorice, Snicket," she said. "There's no reason to share it with me.

Admiral Spartan thinks that the object must be exposed and penetrated with all possible speed.

I took your name when I took those vowsI meant 'em back then and I mean 'em right now.

Yeah 'cause throwing knives at a girk is totally Going to get her to like you. #Tobiaslogic

Worry wasn’t an emotion to which he was particularly accustomed—and it worried him.

He's given me enough homework to last ten years. I'm gonna die of nerdism." Jason said.

People stubbornly lived their lives as they wanted, without regard to me, to an amazing degree.

One never realizes how different a husband and wife can be until they begin to pack for a trip.

Who ever felt canary yellow and light blue are a suitable color should be tarred and feathered.

Part of my soul goes into each quote I write. A book of my quotes can be yours for just $19.99.

I’ve had 24 girlfriends in my life, and all of them occurred in the same two-day evening.