If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.

Don’t fool a woman with a promise because she will fool you with a test.

To generalize on women is dangerous. To specialize on them is infinitely worse.

Girls shouldn’t play with fire, and boys shouldn’t give them matches.

The smarter the woman is, the more difficult it is for her to find the right man.

The most terrifying question a woman can ask a man is: Notice anything different?

Real girls stay. Hoes come and go. Little boys play around. Real men settle down.

Every woman deserves a man that can make her heart forget that it was ever broken.

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

A female can be your best friend or your worst enemy. It depends on how you treat her.

Relationships would be easier if people came with a “Clear History” button.

Girlfriends are like credit cards, you can’t get one unless you already have one.

A real man gives up one night stands for a woman he can’t stand one night without.

When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows.

Smart girls open their minds, easy girls open their legs, foolish girls open their heart.