Just because a girl is pissed off, doesn’t mean she’s on her period. You might just be a complete jerk.

3 main rules in relationships: don’t lie, don’t cheat and don’t make promises you can’t keep.

Girls are like phones. they love to be held, talked to but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!

If the world were ruled by women then there would be no war… just couple of nations not talking with each other.

Hurricanes are like women: when they come, they’re wet and wild, but when they leave they take your house and car.

Women wish to be loved not because they are pretty, or good, or well bred, or graceful, but because they are themselves.

Three biggest lies from a guy’s mouth: 1. I’m not that type of guy. 2. I won’t hurt you. 3. I’m sorry.

I’m tired of girls complaining that theres no good guys left…hello..we are where you left us, IN THE FRIEND ZONE.

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $3.95 a minute.

Note To Females: Some men just don’t understand how much women are worth. They only see what they had when she’s gone.

A brave man will admit when he is wrong. A prideful man will point out when he is right. A dead man will tell a woman she is wrong.

A relationship without trust is like having a phone with no service. And what do you do with a phone with no service? You play games.

A real woman doesn’t count how many guys she had in her life, but how many times she resisted guys for the man she really loves.

I don’t get nervous if I’m surrounded by beautiful women. I know they’re all too busy hating each other to notice me.

From a girl’s point of view, the guy always chooses the slut. From a guy’s point of view, the girl always chooses the jerk.