A man’s biggest mistake is giving another man an opportunity to make his woman smile.

Relationships don’t come with rules. Make some, break some. Because perfect is boring.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? ‘Hold my purse.’

If you have a good boyfriend, don’t make him pay for the mistakes that other boys made.

A girl just wants to find that guy who will prove to her that they’re not all the same.

Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men.

Smart girls open their minds, easy girls open their legs, and foolish girls open their hearts.

Wild women throw their heart at a man, but a wise woman leaves her heart in God’s hands.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don’t generate a lot of interest.

Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don’t generate a lot of interest.

Women want one man to fulfill their every need. Men want every woman to fulfill their one need.

The best kind of guy is the one that can make his girl smile, even when she’s mad at him.

Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

If your partner isn’t bringing out the best in you, you’re in the wrong relationship.