When a man gives his opinion, he’s a man. When a woman gives her opinion, she’s a BITCH.

Women are like police, they can have all the evidence in the world but they still want a confession.

It’s amazing how guys take care of their Jordan’s, but can’t take care of a woman.

Welcome to the real Internet, where the men are men, the women are men, and the children are the FBI.

One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money.

Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s – That’s because she changes it more often.

Don’t cry for a guy, let a guy cry for you. Because girls give and forgive, but guys get and forget.

No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed.

A little jealousy in a relationship is healthy, it’s nice to know someone’s afraid to lose you.

At the start of every relationship many girls treat their boys as a GOD but later the alphabets are reversed.

A man who treats his woman like a PRINCESS is a proof that he has been born and raised in the arms of a QUEEN.

Guys should learn from Mario Bros: No matter how far his princess is, he’ll look for her no matter what.

If diamonds are a girl’s best friend and a dog is man’s best friend, who really is the dumber sex?

Ladies, easy way to tell if a guy is married? Look into his eyes, if there is any life left, he’s single.