The government cannot love you, and any politics that works on a different assumption is destined for no good.

A diplomat is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip

Everything can t be measured in pounds or dollars Our relationship with people of Indian origin is beyond that

The true axis of evil in America is the brilliance of our marketing combined with the stupidity of our people.

Bad as political fiction can be, there is always a politician prepared to make it look artistic by comparison.

And when there are enough outsiders together in one place, a mystic osmosis takes place and you're inside.

Our sex smelled like love—and monetary transaction. Whatever we had, it was politics at its most honest.

Elections are won by men and women chiefly because most people vote against somebody rather than for somebody.

He didn't know the right people. That's all a police record means in this rotten crime-ridden country.

I’m here for the gangbang, and I brought the cream cheese. Has the political convention already started?

Emergencies” have always been the pretext on which the safeguards of individual liberty have been eroded.

I suffer from tennis elbow. It’s an old masturbating injury from when I was training to go into politics.

Politics is a matter of leading other people. Admittedly not where they want to go, but where they ought to go.

When people communicate deceit, it's called politics. When people communicate honesty, it's called art.

Is a wind farm a field full of talking politicians? If so, I wonder what they grow? Probably the national debt.