Politics it seems to me for years or all too long has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong

If a man’s a constant hand-shaker, he must be a politician or a crook—or both, if he is a politician.

Politics it seems to me for years or all too long has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong

Some men change their party for the sake of their principles; others their principles for the sake of their party

Politics it seems to me for years or all too long has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong

Some men change their party for the sake of their principles; others their principles for the sake of their party.

If Paul Revere had been a modern day citizen, he wouldn't have ridden down Main Street. He would have tweeted.

I am a politician which means I am a liar and a crook. When I am not kissing babies I am stealing their lollypops.

Politics should make a thief, a roué, and a pessimist of anyone but I don't believe I am any of them...

I need a camera shutter on my penis hole. That way I could photograph political corruption from the inside.


The pistachio: it's just like our politics. When the two sides are divided, that's when the nuts come out.

In every zoo some poor guy has the job of cleaning the animals shit Some party spokespersons remind me of that guy

We are a strong nation not because we are inter-dependant on outside sources; but because we believe in ourselves.

Or they'll talk about fear, which we used to call politics- job politics, social politics, government politics

No people and no part of a people shall be held against its will in a political association that it does not want.