The whole dream of democracy is to raise the proletariat to the level of stupidity attained by the bourgeoisie.

The real division is not between conservatives and revolutionaries but between authoritarians and libertarians.

OK the hell with you Iran s supreme leader on hearing the US did not accept Iran s 2014 presidential elections

The tendency to claim God as an ally for our partisan value and ends is the source of all religious fanaticism.

The word politics is derived from the word poly meaning many and the word ticks meaning blood sucking parasites

If instead of horns, unicorns had dildos on their heads, I’ll bet more politicians would try to find them.

He is a weak ruler who needs religion to uphold his government; it is as if he would catch his people in a trap.

Politics is all about showing you have integrity—and hiding the fact that you really don’t have any.

I once saw a snake having sex with a vulture, and I thought, It’s just business as usual in Washington DC.

He was the first prime minister in a long time who did not have a son or a son-in-law in business or real estate

I stepped in dick. Well, just a puddle of penis. Then I wiped it off my feet and voted it into political office.

We don’t want our politicians bending to the whims of whichever corporation has the money to pay them off.

I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us I will stop telling the truth about them

One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors

The Constitution only guarantees the American people the right to pursue happiness You have to catch it yourself