I’m a handyman. I work with my hand. I masturbate for a living. That’s right, I’m in politics.

One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors

He hoped that none of his descendants would get mixed up in politics, which was a trade for butchers and bandits.

Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you.

All of us - we should do everything we can to make sure this country lives up to our children's expectations.

Wer sich nicht mit Politik befasst, hat die politische Parteinahme, die er sich sparen wollte, bereits vollzogen.

Society is like a stew. If you don't stir it up every once in a while then a layer of scum floats to the top.

Proximity to power has an unsurprising ability to mutate a politician's spinal cord into bright yellow jelly.

How can I help being a humbug. . .when all these people make me do things that everybody knows can't be done?

The American people are fed up...with political posturing.' True, but also an example of political posturing.

A healthy democracy requires a decent society; it requires that we are honorable generous tolerant and respectful

Politics it seems to me for years or all too long has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong

There are always too many Democratic congressmen too many Republican congressmen and never enough U S congressmen

Politics it seems to me for years or all too long has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong

Some men change their party for the sake of their principles; others their principles for the sake of their party