GIRLS STUPIDITY:-They wont give their phone no. even to a KNOWN PERSON.But they give all their PRIVATE details to an UNKNOWN TAILOR.. :D

Public transport in India is usually about lending your shoulders to a stranger to sleep on Unlike movies it will never be a pretty girl

Wen I was smal,I used 2 say,Main bade hoke ENGINEER banunga@ Dat tim,I was proud&My parents were in tension&NwDey r proud&I m in tension

Short course to be a dermatologist:If it is dry - add moist;if it is moisten - add dryness.Congratulations, now you are a dermatologist!

A devoted husband is one who thinks of his wife while sleeping with others, rather than thinking of others while sleeping with his wife!

Comparison of aCHOCOLATE n a KISS...1-Both r SWEET at any TIME, 2-Melt SLOWLY,3-Sharing IMPOSSIBLE4-More enjoyable when NO one IS WATCH.

U can control ur breadth,not ur death.u can control ur life but not wife...u can control emotions.....but not.......loose motions..ha ha

Cop pulls a young guy over for speeding and says Boy I ve been waiting for you all day The kid s response I got here as fast as I could

One day Santa had a Dream dat Sum1 Killed him!Next day he closed his ICICI account..???Coz ICICI says, "WE MAKE UR DREAMS CUM TRUE.." ;)

A man calls his wife through an idea mobile.But the cal goes to another woman.Theyloved & got married.Moral:an !dea can change ur wife!!

Santa: I eat my salad without dressing Banta: For health reasons? Santa: No It s because once hungry who has the time to put on clothes

Girl-Do u like me?Boy-NO (girl got sad)Boy-y r u sad?Girl-Coz u dont like me:(Boy-u never asked if i luv u?Girl-Aww!Do u luv me?Boy-NO;)

This Dog is one Cat of Donkey the Best Monkey way to Pigs Make You Rat Smile ..Confused!!!!Now read again leaves all your nicknames !!!!

I want you 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me U cry Ii cry U lauf I lauf U jump out of the window I look down then I lauf again

Budget 2012: Rs 1000 crore for National Skill Development Fund So we all can now enroll for Spitting Littering Bribing Honking courses?