QUESTION:-"Sharam kya hai"ANS: sharam us cheez ka naam hai jo agr tum logon ko aa jaye to mera inbox kabhi khali na rahe. ;-)

When you get this SMS send it to 1 person u love 1 u hate 1 u always think of and 1 u wish to kill Now keep guessing why I sent it to u

Dear customer,ur bathing date validity 4 1yr wil be expired 2day. So kindly RE BATH tomorrow morning & get life time validity.HURRY UP.

AAJ KA DINNER:PYAAR KI ROTI,KHUSHI KI SABJI,CHAHAT KA RAITA,RISHTO KA SALAD,FRIEND SHIP KI DISH..YOUR BILL..JUST 1SMS WHEN YOU ARE FREE

Three guys meet in a bar.1st guy: I am a DJ!2nd guy: I am a VJ!3rd guy: I am a BJ!1st & 2nd guy: what? BJ?3rd guy: "BALD JOE"

Man meets friend and notices he`s wearing an earring When did you start wearing earrings? Friend: Ever since my wife found it in my ca

Wonder Why Axe Made A Deo With A Chocolate Smell In It..?? :/...........................Now Only Fat Girls Are Coming Near To Me..!! ;)

In India Actors are playing Cricket; Cricketers are playing Politics; Politicians are watching Porn; And Porn Stars are becoming Actors

definition for Human being:A creature that cuts trees,makes papers and writes "SAVE TREES" on it..!!! Funny people.....!!!!!!

ATTITUDE:I luv work.Unfortunately,If i do work it gets finished.How can i finish sumthng i luv?So I keep work pending..Njoy laziness ;)

THIS MESAGE IS STREICTLY 4 SMART N CUTE READERS .SINCE U HAVE RECEIVED IT .............. OBVIOUSLY .....ITS A TECHNICAL FAULT..........

Q: If a devil catches your wife what would you do? A: You can do nothing if devil has committed a mistake let him face the consequences

I still remember the d day, i sent a sms 2U sayin"Sender is cool and reader is fool"U replied saying"Sender is fool and reader is cool"

Kya aapko pata h ki ICE CREAM aur WINE me kya difference hai? Simple h,ICE CREAM love ka STARTING point h aur WINE love ka END point h.

Tip to reduce alcohol consumption: Before marriage drink only on the days when u r sad after marriage drink only on days when u r Happy