The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn�t it rain on you?

Johnny who had been used to receiving his old brother s old toys and clothes remarked: Ma will I have to marry his widow when he dies?

hey do u think taht u are mad.....then u must not press down.......you have done thatnow the world knows.........that you are mad.....

Agar aap chahte hain k apke face pe dhool-mitii na lage to Roz subah lagaiye Asian Paints ka Apex Ultima jo dhool-mitti ko tikne na de

As a kid, RAJNIKANTH maintained a diary of day to day activities..............Today dat diary is called GUINESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS.

Technology Impact: Dad emails: Dear son, How r u, ur mom and i are fine & v miss u lot,Plz turnoff ur PC & cum downstairs for dinner..

The first half of our lives is spent ignoring our parents advice and the second half in trying to keep our children from ignoring ours

Its Too Hard To Loose Someone,Who is...95% Cute,96% Sweet,97% Loving,98% Talented,And100% Friendly.AndWhat A Shame If You Lose Me. :-)

Der r 3 kinds of studnts in d world.Sum make wonders happen,Sum c wonders happen,And.....Others wonder wat happened:.STUDNTS JINDABAD.

sumtimes ....there r no words 2 describe how much we feel bout some ppl ...............THANK GOD, HE GAVE US D MIDDLE FINGER....!!! :P

Do u remember the day we travelled in a car? I put my dog out of the window u put ur face out then people started shouting TWINS TWINS

Lips r like frds , if v say study, read, write , they nvr meet . bt if v say party, picnic, bunk, play . immediately they meet .Try it

How do you express two words,with exactly the opposite meanings,in a single sentence...?Any guesses?No?Say:"HAPPILY MARRIED"

Pakistan meansP= PistolA= Atom bombK= KUhd kash hamlaI= Ilm ki kamiS= Sarko pe paniT= Trafic jamA= Awam’s sleepingN= No response

Class room is just like a train1st 2 benchs r RESERVED COACHSmiddle 3 benches r gnrel compartmentsLast 2 benchs r VIP sleeper coachs..