Those Who Know Me,Know Me Well,...Waah Waah!...Those Who Know Me,Know Me Well...Those Who do Not,"Juz Go To Hell!";->satya

if u get less mesages from me,do not think that i did not care for u,but i m searching for the best messagefor a best person like u!

My dear Government of India whether you hang Ajmal Kasab or not is your constitutional right but plz plz protect us like Ajmal Kasa

How Many Hours Of Sleep Is Optimum??Scientists All Over The World Have Came Up With a Unanimous Answer........5 More Minute Mom, Plz

An Appraisal discussion: Manager: This is your revised salary keep it confidential Employee: Don t worry I am equally ashamed of it

DearPotato Chips Companies,I Find It Hella Annoying To Pay20 Bucks For A Bag Of60% Chips And 40% Air.Please Stop Doing That,Thank You

Teacher pointed at Pappu with her ruler and said: At the end of the ruler is an idiot Pappu got punished after he asked `which end?`

No man can ever be satisfied with 4 things in life 1 Mobile 2 Vehicle 3 TV 4 Wife Bcoz there is always a better model lurking around

indian- i have 4 sister n 3 brothers what abt u? American-i hav no sis or no bro but i hav 4 moms frm 1st dad n 5 dads frm my 1st mom

One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:You are sure, Give me your Telephone No.

Everything happens for a purpose.Our friendship was not an accident.God wanted me to get the best.Bt,Unfortunately you got d best!;-)

1 hand on Clutch1 on Acelerator1 Ear listening to song1 on mobile1 Leg on gear1 on brake&both Eyes onGirls!Boys r realyMULTI-TALENTED

A guy was praying passionately, Oh my God ! Turn me into a lizard A man asked, Why do u pray so? He answered, My wife dreads lizards.

Rajni can walk faster than light….“Rajni cannot be created or destroyed, it can only be changed from one form to anothe

A pregnant lady went to an astrologer Astrologer: When you deliver a baby baby s father will die Lady: Thank God my husband is safe