Do YOU know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly

A Naughty Answer given by a girl when asked-How you feel when sum1 gives u a flying k!.s.S?....G!rl - "I feel bo.yz r lazy...;)

One basic difference between girls and boys- girlz gives, gives, gives and forgives, but boyz gets, gets, gets, and forgets.........

How do u know when kids start to grow up? Gals grow up when they start to put lipstick n boys grow up when they start to wipe it off

imagine life without me; did you see.... how fadt you are searcching 4 me / dont worry..i am always there . . . . . . TO DISTURB YOU

A Law Professor asks a Student: Which is the most imp LAW of Finance for Starting a New Business? The Student replies: Father-in-Law

Little birds in the sky You look up and it shits in your eye You don t mind and you don t cry You just thank God that cows don t fly

Love is an illusion - it s a highly dependency disorder of weak-hearted people People with strong hearts believe in FLIRTING

A girl loved a boy sincerely, truly & more than her life..FOR MORE JOKES RECHARGE RS 30/ MONTH TO THIS NUMBER..CONDITIONS APPLY! ;-)

U are Sweet like TOM,Cute like JERRY,Naughty like BUGS BUNNY,Strong like POPEYE,Innocent like Tweety,In short,U are Complete CARTOON

diff bw/n horror n beauty..A beautiful ni8 is wen u hug ur teddy bear n sleep....But horror is wen it HUGS u back.....iiish koi hai.

Years ago i came in2 dis world naked & screamingMy goodness, now things have changed when im naked somebody else does the screaming.

Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how Long would it takefour men to build it?A. No time at all it is already built.

Who is A frnd?Frnd is Sum1Who Gives Ur BAIL when ur in JAIlbutTrue Frnd is a Person Who is In JAIL wid U & saysBola tha Na fasenge..

A woman had triplets she named them Mat Pat Tat She fed Mat from left tit Pat from her right tit Moral of the story: No Tit for Tat