How do u identify a true music lover? A man when hears a woman singing in the bathroom puts his ear to the keyhole instead of his eye

There are only 5 things we need in life: Good friends Good job Good food Good sleep GOOD UCK Whatever u are thinking Is right Gud Day

However high thesky may be.However wide theriver may be.However strong thewind may be.Just remember,It’s None ofYour Business.!

Saif: My dil goes hmmmmmm My dil goes hmmmmmmm My dil goes mmmmmmMMm My dil goes mmmmmmm Javed Jafri: Is this da dils or da makhis ?

DO NOT TAKE YOUR MOBILETO TOILET.!Wonder why.?Because you canNOT. . .WALK WHEN YOU TALK ! B-)WHAT AN IDEA SIRJI.?:)Keep smilililing. .

At a party someone yelled: All married guys please hug the person who has made your life worth living The bartender almost got crushed

law of conversion of knowledge, according to this law, knowledge before the lecture and after the lecture always remains constant.....

Do u know hw d Titanic ship sank?.......DUBUK DUBUK BUDUKBUDUK GULUK Guluk gulukguluk PUCHIK.. Dont smile..:)...This is a sad story!!!

Boy: I m not rich like Rahul I don t even have a big car like Rahul but I really Luv U Girl: I luv u too but tell me more about Rahul

An expert is one who tells you simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think that confusion is your own fault.

Student scared of a thrashing bcz of poor marks did not go home and joind royal challengers bangalore! Why??Bcz they dont beat anyone.

u r…A B C D E F G H I J K LA=AachheB=BriliantC=CoolD=DashingE=EmotionalF=FantasticG=GreatH=HotI=Intelligent&JKL=Joke Kaisa Laga

A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles? He s now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the Crocodiles

Yamraj ne ek ladke ki jaan le li Chitragupt- Iss ko waqt se pehle kyon mara? Yumraj: Kya karun March end mein target jo pura karna tha

A young man asks a kind priest: Father is it a sin to sleep with a girl?Father: No my child but the problem is that u guys never sleep