Class Rooms R Like Train1st 2 Bench R Executive CoachesReserved For VIPMiddle 2 R General CompartmentN Last 2 R Sleeper Class. . !!

A solicitor is reading out his client s will And to my grasping nephew Smith: I always said I d mention you in my will so Hi Smith

Most of my friends are normal sane cultured decent intellectual well-behaved persons Just wanna thank you for breaking the monotony

Rajnikant got admission in medical profession. And gave viva exam. In the end he asked the examiner to come back after preparation.

My eyes r full of uncontrollable tearsBcoz you are far away from me.I wish you were near me todayTo cut these onions instead of me.

Wat Is D Maximum Limit Of Telling A Lie??..................,.A Boy Telling His Chinese Girlfriend"TERE MAST MAST DO NAIN"

In Our Life, Six Things Can Come At Any Time...1- LOVE2- FRiENDSHiP3- MONEY4- ILLNESS5- DEATH6- ? ? ? ..Su Su...Isliye kar ke sona!

Tip Of The Day :Never Say anythng Bad but urslf..........Coz............Your Parents n Teachers have enuf to say on that Subject...

Man wishes to fly like a bird, sing klike cuckoo, dance like a peacock,swim like a fish,But man dosnt wish to live like a man"

Maid problem in India: Govt bans maid under 15 years; Wives ban maid between 15 yrs and 40 yrs; And husbands ban maids above 40 yrs

Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday Have a Great Sunday

take 1 spoon of sugar & put inur eyes!Kyon????arre baba for "sweet Dreams"If u want spicy dreams,then try Mirchi Powder:)

Indian Airlines slogan: A warm experience motherly treatment warm b coz AC doesn t work motherly because Air hostesses are above 50

How True A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min a beer shortens your life by 4 minutes a working day shortens your life by 8 hours

The next Generation poemTWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE BEERHOW I WONDER WHAT A BARQUARTER RATES ARE UP SO HIGHDRINK A PEG WITH CHICKEN FRY.