Do u have any idea y in japan there is frequent earthquake?Coz our great rajanikanth lost his mobile in japan in vibrate mode :-)

How to grow up a Baby into an absolutely honest, Innocent, Lovable, Truthful, and an extremely intelligent Kid.?..Ask My Parents.

Frndshp is All abt 3 Things in lyf1.Give2.Take3.ShareSo1.GIVE Me a Treat2.TAKE Me 4 a Movie3.Always SHARE ur Pocket Money wid Me.

this is warming to all those who dont smoke.........."one ady all your friends will die and you would be left alone.........

Height of being HygienicAn student on computer,was washing his hands with Dettol after removing a Virus from his computer..hehe..

A reasent studdi haz shon dat peepal hoo aar vary samaart end gud lukeeng maik manee spallings meestaikes vaat ees yorr opeeniun?

Q: How do you know when a woman is going to say something intelligent? A: When she starts her sentence with `My husband told me `

long long ago their lived people who sacrificed theirmoneytimesleepfamilyfoodlaughterwere called saintsnow they r calledBOY FRNDS

Two goldfish in a bowl talking: Goldfish 1: Do you believe in God? Goldfish 2: Of course I do Who do you think changes the water?

Best advertising line: Faithful husband will go straight to heaven unfaithful husbands will enjoy heaven on Earth Choice is yours

Two friends were attending a boring lecture Friend 1: Even my ass has fallen asleep Friend 2: I know I heard it snoring 3 times

Auto driver turns at NO ENTRY.Traffic police sees him but does not stop him.Why?PJ of the Millenium:bcoz Auto driver was WALKING.

When you fall down while your iPhone 6 is in your pocket and you hear a crack your first prayer is: Lord please let that be my leg

….If Jayalalita Winsin the Next Electionand Becomes theCM again,What would thePublic say.???“The Mummy Returns”

Great personalities like us operate on the principle of rockets....Untill and unless our ass is on fire, we dont work seriously...