To Know A PersonWalk a Mile In His Shoes . . .ThanThan What. . .He Is a Mile Away, U Have His Shoes . . .Just Runnn . . . ;->

In the back of the book of world records, it says “All records are held by Rajnikant. The ones listed are in second place.

Little birdie in the sky; U look up and it shits in your eye; U don t mind and U don t cry; U just thank God that cows don t fly

TO BE SURE IF HITTING D TARGET IN UR LIFE.....SHOOT FIRST....& WATEVER U HIT....CALL IT D TARGET!!!...THATS CALLED ATTITUDE! ;-)

ate of load shedding isdirectly proportional to the temperaature ofatmosphere provided da beghairtee of wapda remains constant.

Never make ur frnds feel alone while U r on earth. Dsturb dem as mch as U cn. Let dem feel ur presnce! Show dem U r DAMN ALIVE!!

You can never ask a girl her age There is no such concept They don t have age but age groups which are: Baby Babes Bebe and Biji

U luv sumone u marry sumone else The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband the one u loved becomes the password of your emai id

can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it. please help me out, i know you have it, i wil return it .a sardar asks to ATM machine???????

A student writes a letter via telegram to his dad It goes No fun send mon your son Dad write back saying so sad too bad your dad

God created millions of faces with different looks But when he reached China He was tired Then he started Copy Paste Copy Paste

A Friend Of Mine Said: "0nions Are The Only Food That Makes You CryThat Was Before I Hit Him In The Face With A Watermelon.

I wanted to kill the most sweetest smartest and most beautiful person on earth Then I thought SUICIDE is crime under sec 309 IPC

God made Pepsi God made whisky God made me so sexy God made rivers God made lakes and God made you well everybody makes mistakes

When Apple becomes Red it is ready to Eat,Whan a Girl become 18 she is ready to.........VOTE!!Dirty mind.. U will never change..