Once an engg student went to home with his girl friend and told..."Dad.. She is My CampusSelection..how is it...!!?"..

Pledge of himachali boys:himachal is our nation,everyday is celebration,to hell with education,bcoz the thekais our destination.

Most touching lines said by a true lover to his love while Break up: `Of all the lies you told me `I Love You` was my Favourite`

Meaning Of PYAAR?Its A Group Of FRiends Sitting Around A Table In A BAR...Saying........................."P-YAAR" . . .

Someone asked me about ur ageWel i saidThe way ur dress up u look 19Ur sweetnes look 15Ur smile 17Ur face 16So all in all67 years

The woman who invented the phrase All guys are the same must have been a Chinese who lost her husband at a crowded place in China

The `Right to Sleep` a fundamental right says Supreme Court Government employees are exercising this right daily in their offices

if i have hurt u netime ,newhr,then i just wanna tell these wordswht d hell!!!we r frnds!!who else is gonna mess around vid u !!!

Old concept:“Do or Die”New concept:“Do b4 u die”Latest concept:“Don’t die, until u do”.

How to catch a squirrel? Climb up a tree and just be yourself Squirrels will come to you on their own Because they just love NUTS

MATHS AND GIRLS BOTH ARE COMLICATED..............................................................BUT MATHS ATLEAST HAVE LOGIC....

If Gandhiji would have ever thought about insurance industrythen definitely he would have put a 4th monkey with hands on his ASS.

An exact Definition OF Mathematics: Mathematics is study of finding a black CAT in a dark room... When there is no CAT actually..

Is phone acidic or basic in nature ?acidic !why ?because it has a Ph value of 1phone = ph one - pH 1now plz go and hit ur head :D

Funny Quote:Edison made many mistakes & found a BULB. But today if we make a single mistake,we are called a BULB....CRAZY WORLD..