Height of insult: Girl msgs her BF: Jaan I can`t live without u Will u marry me??? Reply comes: Who`s this? I lost all my contacts

While creating guys god promised gals dat gud and ideal bf will be found in al the croners of the worldand he made the earth round

Ki$$iNG A GaLOn 4head iZRESPECTOn Cheek iZCAREOn Lip$ iZLOVEBuTKi$ing In Front of Her father..iZHUD HUD DABANNGG DABANNGG DABANNGG

at night if a mosquito bites u, wat shud u do?........jus scratch urslf n sleep coz u r nt rajinikanth 2 make damosquito say sorry

Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian

human faal in love,that is normal.cowes eat grass,that is ok.but when z monkeypress a mobile keyboredamazing!!!r u still pressing?

Somebody wants2 kiss U.close ur eyesumm.ummok. satisfiednowopen ur eyes;****;x(@..@)x"(---)"BANDAR PAPPI LE GAYA OYE....

There are two types ofpeople in this world:good and bad.The good sleep better,but the bad seem to enjoythe waking hours much more.

A kiss is like a stamp. .Once u stamp a gal,she wouldnt go anywhere else. .Guys r like stamp paper, jitne bhi lagao kum hai . ....

Brain is the Most outstanding organ of the human body,it works for 24 hours 365 days right from your birth until you fall in love.

This Funny fact always happens with Me:Study for One Hour-No One Sees.!..But Pick Up Mobile just 4a Sec-Mom/Dad enters the Room...

Aaj mein tum se ek baat keh kar rahoon ga.Woh yeh hai ke:II LI LOI LOVI LOVEI LOVE YI LOVE YOI LOVE YOUgart especially with rice..

When U Feel AloneWhen Nobody Is With YouWhen Nobody Is Near YouWhen U Miss Everybody,That Means,..U Are In "TOILET". :-)

A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.

Once up On a time rajanikant used tOOth pOwder tO get strOng teeth-tOday dat pOwder is knOwn as.................AMBUJA CEMENT!!!:-