This Morning,While I Was Driving MyMercedes S-Class................My Phone Woke Me Up !!Damn, I Should Have KeptIt On Silent =

Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg has been Hospitalised with serious Injuries...Why ?........Rajnikanth poked him on Facebook !!

"The difference between divorce and legal separationIs that legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money."

Rajnikanth and Superman once had arm wrestled and the loser had to wear his Underwear over his pants... We all know who won..!!

uy a scootypick up a beutydrink e frootytake her 2 ootyremove her nightydo ur dutyafter 9 months get a kuttyand give mea party

A French in a hotel in NY phoned room service for some pepper Attendant: Black pepper or white pepper? French: Toilette peppe

Boys r more kind dan girls.U knw y?Coz girls never help unknownboys.Bt boys always help unknowngirls.No one can reject dis fact

American farts says: Excuse me? Britishers farts says: Pardon me Japanese farts says: Forgive me but Indian farts says: Not me

Devdas s matrimonial ad- Wanted wife Age no bar Height No bar Luks no bar Caste No Bar But gal s father shoul have his own Ba

What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel A crowd of woman in heaven? A host of Angels And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH

‎2008 - Chandrayaan-1 finds water on moon..2013 - Chandrayaan-2 finds milk!......Rajnikanth had started his dairy farm there

Wonderful saying:Marriages may be made in "heaven".But..The maintainance charges have to be paid on "Earth"!

The Terror OfANNA HAZARE iz So High..!!................Even My"Corrupt Memory Card"Has Started Working ProperlyNow..!!

6 tips to be happy in life:1-never be late2-live simple3-expect little4-work more5-always smile6-daily tell my name 100 times...

teacher:say me any 5 water animalsstudent:fish...teacher:gud,what r remaining 4student;fish amma, fish ayya,fish anna, fish akka